Ben wanted to write a post but was too lazy to. So I’ll ghostwrite it for him.
You didn’t see those last two lines, this is Ben typing.
Those iThing users are technolgy illiterate idiots that feel superior but are actually loser posers. They use their products for the sake of looking cool, while they are actually showing their idiocy. This is just like this part of this anime I watched last summer. (Insert 20 lines of anime analogy here)
Verizon LTG thingy is awesome. AT&T sucks.
My awesome google image skills have produced a convinient picture to summarize everything.
This is Ben signing off.
Yeah, that satire imitation sucked. Oh well.