CP Chart / Probability Analysis

January 3rd, 2010 by ben Leave a reply »

How possible is my dream of taking over the world? Let’s make a chart comparing the combat power (CP) of various people, using “Han-chan” as a reference point.

Some ideas for how to interpret this chart:

  • “If I were to fight (name), my chances of winning would be 1:(number).”
  • “If I saw (name) coming after me, I would run away at (number) miles per hour.”
  • “If (name) was after my life, I would consent to dying (number) times in (number) different ways if I could escape (name).”
CP Name / Desc
0 George W. Bush
0.01 United States Congress
0.1 Hank (*)
0.25 Stormtrooper
0.5 Cat
0.75 Tim
1 Han-chan
2 Man with stick
3 Man with big stick
4 Man with stun gun
5 Shaq
10 Pikachu
15 Artemis Fowl
20 Man with AK-47
42 Dolphin
100 Mage
150 Sonic the Hedgehog
200 Tank
300 Odysseus
400 Link
500 SM-65 Atlas ICBM (Intercontinential Ballistic Missile)
650 Dragon (non-magical)
750 fleet of Boeing B-29 launched from USS Enterprise during WWII
1000 railgun
1250 High-level demon
1500 Aegis battleship (Ticonderoga-class Aegis Combat System guided missile cruiser)
2000 Protoss carrier
2500 ARX-7 Arbalest +Lambda Driver
3000 Zeus
4000 Alfred laboratory accident
5000 The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
7500 Evangelion UNIT 01
8000 high daylight walker (full-blooded shinso vampire)
10000 Nagasaki / Hiroshima (atomic bomb)
12000 Negi Springfield, Magia Erebia + Raiten Taisou II
12500 The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley)
15000 Starlight Breaker (full power)
17500 TDD-1 Tuatha de Danaan (Mithril)
20000 unsealed Index Librorum Prohibitorum
37500 Ameterasu Omikami (Japanese/Shinto Sun goddess)
49999 army of vampiric bunny rabbits
50000 Arcadia English Honors teacher
75000 United States Army (effective)
100000 Lunar collision
120000 NATO (gross military power)
150000 Second Impact
200000 Lelouch
250000 Mithril
350000 Death Star
400000 United States of America if Al Gore had been elected
500000 God
500001 Chuck Norris
500002 Arceus… j/k.
500003 Bruce Lee
750000 Alfred’s little sister
900000 Premature solar supernova
1000000 2012 apocalypse
2000000 Love
——— Big Bang (cannot be calculated; division by zero)
5000000 Timothy’s little sister
Procrastination (I’ll think of the number later.)

Footnotes:

(*) everything > Hank, but Hank > Procrastination

For comparison:

  • chance of being struck by lightening: 3 million to 1
  • chance of winning the lottery: 120 million to 1

Random facts:

  • You are 500k to 3000k times more likely to die in an asteroid collision in the year 2029 than to win the lottery.
  • If you drive 10 miles to purchase a lottery ticket, it’s 20 times more likely for you to be killed in a car accident on your way than to win the jackpot.

asdf

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3 comments

  1. Justin says:

    I like how Tim is less than Hanning. Where would I be?

  2. Benji says:

    Me and Kevin were talking about this for like 2 or 3 hours last night at 4am. Bleh.

    We came up with a lot of really funny conversions though… bleh, Kevin, write them all up in a comment for me when you see this.

    And Justin, you would be…. idk, place yourself.

  3. k says:

    Me says (1:52 AM):

    eh, my brain is dead
    add things for me

    k says (1:52 AM):

    lol

    k says (1:53 AM):

    once again, hanning isn’t a average human being

    Me says (1:53 AM):

    he is for the purposes of this investigation

    k says (1:54 AM):

    fine
    i think pikachu is more deadly than sonic
    well, then again, you only faint/blast off from his lightning
    so nevermind

    Me says (1:54 AM):

    lol

    k says (1:56 AM):

    lol
    good, but too many anime references

    Me says (1:56 AM):

    eh, they’re less than half

    k says (1:56 AM):

    not too familiar with alfred’s sister

    Me says (1:56 AM):

    I know the anime ones are annoying
    cuz the best ones were like
    1500 Aegis battleship (Ticonderoga-class Aegis Combat System guided missile cruiser)

    k says (1:56 AM):

    mists should be higher

    Me says (1:56 AM):

    lawl

    Me says (1:57 AM):

    agh, I’ll revise this tomorrow

    k says (1:57 AM):

    god pokemon is/are stupid

    Me says (1:57 AM):

    agree

    k says (1:58 AM):

    2.5 alfred lab accidents = one atomic bomb

    Me says (1:58 AM):

    XDD

    k says (1:59 AM):

    i can’t think of anything to add right now
    maybe later

    Me says (1:59 AM):

    lol
    I’ll remove the anime and make everything cleaner tomorrow

    Me says (2:00 AM):

    oh wait I have to start my essay

    hm, this is more fun.

    k says (2:00 AM):

    lol
    i was listening to a song about catcher just as you posted that

    Me says (2:00 AM):

    hm, do you think “SM-65 Atlas ICBM (Intercontinential Ballistic Missile)” shouldbe higher?
    cuz… if you put a nuclear warhead
    it would be above 10000 already
    idk
    =_=

    k says (2:01 AM):

    lol
    hm

    Me says (2:01 AM):

    wiki doesn’t have enough info on it

    k says (2:01 AM):

    i think the chance of surviving an intercontental ballstic missile is lower than 1:500

    Me says (2:01 AM):

    hm, ARX-7 Arbalest should be lower… don’t think it can blow up a Protoss carrier

    Me says (2:02 AM):

    and lol, Alfred lab accident can kill zeus
    >>

    k says (2:02 AM):

    1 out of 1000 people hit by a railgun survive?

    Me says (2:02 AM):

    agh, w/e about the “interpretation” thingy

    k says (2:02 AM):

    yeah, it probably could

    Me says (2:02 AM):

    maybe Alfred should be higher
    XDD

    k says (2:02 AM):

    lol
    maybe

    k says (2:03 AM):

    there is potential of it being more dangerous than a nuke
    10 men with AK-47’s could take down a tank?
    hm
    maybe

    Me says (2:03 AM):

    eh
    also if you think about it
    can’t sonic take on a tank?
    XD

    k says (2:04 AM):

    did that ever happen in the games?
    well, he can take on an eggman tank

    Me says (2:04 AM):

    hm… he blows up random eggman robots
    oh, yeah
    XD

    k says (2:04 AM):

    lol
    have zeus and god on there
    might spark a religious debate

    Me says (2:04 AM):

    God is at 500k

    Me says (2:05 AM):

    hm, I guess God should be greater than 2012 apocalypse
    hmm.

    k says (2:05 AM):

    atheism: 50000.5

    Me says (2:05 AM):

    XD

    k says (2:05 AM):

    no, 2012 apocalypse is where it shoudl be

    Me says (2:05 AM):

    eh
    well then, on december 20th I’ll be calling on tim’s imouto to save us all
    XD

    k says (2:05 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:06 AM):

    or NATO x10

    k says (2:06 AM):

    or it mihgt add together
    and create something off the chart

    Me says (2:06 AM):

    lol

    k says (2:06 AM):

    2012 apocalypse + all of nato’s nukes + tim’s sister trying to end the world all at once

    Me says (2:06 AM):

    Arcadia English Honors Teacher = 50k
    if we have 20 of those
    XDDD

    k says (2:06 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:06 AM):

    which we do
    lawl

    Me says (2:07 AM):

    hm, I guess English H teacher is too high

    k says (2:07 AM):

    a little bit
    because mr. v and novak are ok

    Me says (2:07 AM):

    maybe 25k or so?
    but still, 40 of them stopping the apocalypse XDD

    k says (2:07 AM):

    lol
    or assisting it

    Me says (2:08 AM):

    and you’re right, if 2012 apocalypse + all of nato’s nukes and firepower + tim’s sister trying to end the world
    nothing can save us
    XDD

    k says (2:08 AM):

    4 guys with stun guns can take down one guy with an AK

    Me says (2:08 AM):

    well you can only aim in 1 direction
    so yeah, no duh

    k says (2:08 AM):

    but the range on an AK is much greater

    Me says (2:08 AM):

    while you shoot 1 guy
    the other 3 kill you
    eh, range.
    bleh.
    fine, on average

    k says (2:08 AM):

    well, i don’t know how rangey stun guns are nowadays

    k says (2:09 AM):

    10 guys with sticks = AK

    Me says (2:09 AM):

    … good point.
    XD
    should I put ak-47 higher?
    like, 30
    40
    50?

    k says (2:09 AM):

    north korea should be on the chart

    Me says (2:09 AM):

    lol
    US military = 75k

    k says (2:09 AM):

    what’s a mage?

    Me says (2:09 AM):

    North Kora = 100k

    k says (2:09 AM):

    WoW?

    Me says (2:09 AM):

    Korea
    eh, no, mage = magic user
    it’s used in a lot of fiction

    k says (2:09 AM):

    like harry potter?

    Me says (2:09 AM):

    yeah, that too

    k says (2:09 AM):

    k

    Me says (2:10 AM):

    China = 150k, hahaha~
    unfortunately Japan = 0, cuz they’re not allowed to have a military
    lol

    k says (2:10 AM):

    lol
    yeah

    Me says (2:10 AM):

    ohohoh, guess what the minimum drinking age in China is

    k says (2:10 AM):

    none

    Me says (2:10 AM):

    lol
    >>

    k says (2:11 AM):

    hanning should be .5

    Me says (2:11 AM):

    but he’s the reference piont
    point
    XD

    k says (2:11 AM):

    not a very good refernce point
    lol

    Me says (2:11 AM):

    hm, where would Premature Sun-Becoming-Red-Giant go?

    k says (2:11 AM):

    you would die once to escape hanning?

    k says (2:12 AM):

    erm, just under 2012
    i guess

    Me says (2:12 AM):

    eh, fine, IGNORE the “interpretations”

    k says (2:12 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:12 AM):

    hm, lol, just under?
    why? XD

    k says (2:12 AM):

    2012 is more instant
    idk
    lol

    Me says (2:12 AM):

    lol

    k says (2:12 AM):

    if hanning is 1, a basketball should be 5

    Me says (2:13 AM):

    then where would Heat Death of the Universe go?
    ahaha, a basketball

    k says (2:13 AM):

    around 3 million

    Me says (2:13 AM):

    hm, yeah, but by that time Earth will be long gone
    so… ehh.

    Me says (2:14 AM):

    same for Big Bang
    >_>

    k says (2:14 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:14 AM):

    I’ll put big bang at 2.5mil

    k says (2:14 AM):

    lol
    k

    Me says (2:15 AM):

    hm, shortening them makes them sound better

    k says (2:15 AM):

    like how?

    Me says (2:15 AM):

    NATO (gross military power)

    k says (2:15 AM):

    well, yeah

    Me says (2:15 AM):

    instead of NATO (gross military power), [long annoying sentence]

    k says (2:15 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:15 AM):

    or “army of vampiric bunny rabbits”
    instead of some 3-line description

    k says (2:16 AM):

    crimson =/= pink

    Me says (2:16 AM):

    yes but crimson is more vampiric than pink
    y’know, blood
    ehh.

    k says (2:16 AM):

    lol
    4 of tim = man with big stick

    Me says (2:16 AM):

    hm, that’s not quite right.

    k says (2:17 AM):

    i’m pretty sure i could take out 4 tims if i had a baseball bat

    Me says (2:17 AM):

    hm, Pac-Man isn’t really funny on there

    k says (2:17 AM):

    lol
    yeah

    k says (2:18 AM):

    6.66666666666666666 million tims to take on his sister

    Me says (2:18 AM):

    I’ll put Garrick at 4
    ahahaha XDDDDDD nice

    k says (2:18 AM):

    garrick?

    Me says (2:18 AM):

    idk…
    give me something better.

    k says (2:18 AM):

    hmm…
    = 2 men with sticks

    Me says (2:18 AM):

    … gee.

    k says (2:19 AM):

    1/25 harry potters

    Me says (2:19 AM):

    Harry Potter isn’t on there
    lol, I haven’t read it

    k says (2:19 AM):

    mage= harry potter
    based off your definition

    Me says (2:19 AM):

    Harry Potter is a mage, but not every mage is a Harry Potter
    lol

    k says (2:19 AM):

    lol

    k says (2:20 AM):

    well, i’m using him as a point of refernce
    i guess a black belt would be around 4
    or shaqw

    Me says (2:20 AM):

    huh, black belt…
    black belt can beat a stun gun

    k says (2:20 AM):

    i guess

    k says (2:21 AM):

    how about shaq at 5, stun gun at 4

    Me says (2:21 AM):

    hm, ok

    k says (2:21 AM):

    but 5 hannings still have not chance against shaq

    Me says (2:22 AM):

    how do you write shaq?
    hmm

    k says (2:22 AM):

    ?

    Me says (2:22 AM):

    shaq’uille

    Me says (2:23 AM):

    errmm.

    k says (2:23 AM):

    just write shaqw
    shaq
    lol

    Me says (2:23 AM):

    hm, fine
    XD

    k says (2:23 AM):

    i don’t think there’s an aposterphe in shaquillle

    Me says (2:23 AM):

    ah
    eh
    er
    ok

    k says (2:24 AM):

     

     

     
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O%27Neal
    Me says (2:24 AM):

    eh, w/e, Shaq it is.

    k says (2:24 AM):

    lol
    k

    k says (2:25 AM):

    O’Neal is generally liked by the media for his playful tone in interviews. He has been called “The Big Aristotle and Hobo Master”, a name that was self-given, for his composure and insights during these interviews. O’Neal has several nicknames, some of which have been given by the media. Some of the most common ones are “Shaq,” “The Diesel,” “Shaq Fu,” “The Big Aristotle,” “The Big Daddy,”
    “Superman,” “The Big Agave,” “The Big Cactus,” “The Big Shaqtus,” “The Big Galactus,” “Wilt Chamberneezy,” “The Big Baryshnikov,” “The Real Deal,” “Dr. Shaq” (after earning his MBA), and, most recently, “Shaqovic.”

    Me says (2:26 AM):

    chance of being struck by lightening: 3million to 1

    Me says (2:27 AM):

    chance of winning the lottery: 120million to 1
    chance of hole-in-one: 17million to 1
    lightning*

    k says (2:27 AM):

    so you have a better chance of surviving 2012 + tim’s sister than winning the lottery?

    Me says (2:28 AM):

    You are 500k to 3000k times more likely to die in an asteroid collision in the year 2029 than to win the lottery.
    yeah, and that XDD
    better chance of surviving 2012 than winning the lottery
    XDDDD

    k says (2:28 AM):

    lol
    idk how you find the chance of hole in oneing
    too many variables

    Me says (2:29 AM):

    If you drive 10 miles to purchase a lottery ticket, it’s 20 times more likely for you to be killed in a car accident on your way than to win the jackpot.

    k says (2:29 AM):

    lol

    k says (2:30 AM):

    7 US armies could take down god

    Me says (2:30 AM):

    lol
    probably

    k says (2:30 AM):

    yeah
    lol

    Me says (2:30 AM):

    if we threatened with military force

    k says (2:30 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:31 AM):

    and made everybody stop being christian
    or jewish
    or blah
    yeah, we can kill god

    k says (2:31 AM):

    only 3 railguns to kill zeus
    hm, probably

    Me says (2:31 AM):

    cuz railgun is more powerful than random thunderbolds
    bolts*
    right?

    k says (2:31 AM):

    yeah
    lol

    k says (2:32 AM):

    i think you shoudl replace arceus with bruce lee

    Me says (2:32 AM):

    updated

    k says (2:32 AM):

    or someone else

    Me says (2:32 AM):

    *knows nothing about american actors ^_^*

    k says (2:33 AM):

    bruce lee was chinese

    Me says (2:33 AM):

    well then I know even less
    ^_^

    k says (2:33 AM):

    you, as an asian, should know that
    bruce lee killed chuck norris

    Me says (2:34 AM):

    hm, really?

    k says (2:34 AM):

     

     

     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
    Me says (2:34 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:35 AM):

    hm, Odysseus should go at 300
    he can easily take out a tank, right? ^_^

    k says (2:35 AM):

    erm
    possible

    Me says (2:36 AM):

    hm, where would Gwendwyfar go
    I have an urge to put her here somewhere

    k says (2:36 AM):

    lol
    mists is already there

    Me says (2:36 AM):

    hm, but still.

    k says (2:36 AM):

    gwen > mists

    Me says (2:36 AM):

    lol
    that or
    Tim > gwen

    Me says (2:37 AM):

    oh, and what should I put at 42
    cuz obviously I must put something there

    k says (2:37 AM):

    lol
    yeah
    babel fish

    Me says (2:37 AM):

    eh, those don’t fight or attack.
    hm, what’s their spaceship called?
    or their robot thing

    Me says (2:38 AM):

    gah, i don’t remember anything from hitchhiker anymore
    lol
    OH
    dolphin
    XDD
    epic.
    *update*

    k says (2:38 AM):

    didn’t you read mists, babel fish is the most lethal organism

    Me says (2:38 AM):

    huh?

    k says (2:38 AM):

    because it let people understand each other
    and therfore cause wars

    Me says (2:38 AM):

    k says (2:38 AM):

    and stuff

    Me says (2:38 AM):

    XDDDD laaawwwll~~

    k says (2:38 AM):

    whoops, not mists
    h2g2

    k says (2:39 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:39 AM):

    h2g2? clever name

    k says (2:39 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:40 AM):

    hm so 10 atomic bombs can stop a lunar collision?
    that’s… not really.

    k says (2:40 AM):

    maybe

    Me says (2:40 AM):

    ehh

    k says (2:40 AM):

    it might push the moon a few incehs off

    Me says (2:40 AM):

    hmm, and then it misses the earth by a few inches?
    >_>

    k says (2:40 AM):

    yeah
    lol

    Me says (2:42 AM):

    hm, is Starlight Breaker really more powerful than full-power Negi?
    *internal anime debate*

    k says (2:42 AM):

    lol
    not even 3 alfred labs can destroy mists

    Me says (2:43 AM):

    eh~
    have him do 4
    and totally destroy mists
    ^_^

    k says (2:43 AM):

    lol
    yeah
    i still think you should take out the (average human being)

    Me says (2:44 AM):

    okay, okay

    k says (2:44 AM):

    artemis fowl?
    is that with or without the bodyguard?

    Me says (2:44 AM):

    without

    k says (2:44 AM):

    how is he any use in combat?

    Me says (2:45 AM):

    he’s clever enough to avoid combat

    k says (2:45 AM):

    hm

    Me says (2:45 AM):

    and he has a bit of magic anyways
    *had

    k says (2:45 AM):

    ah
    lol

    Me says (2:45 AM):

    maybe still has

    k says (2:45 AM):

    you know, ther artemis fowl author is writing the 6th h2g2

    Me says (2:45 AM):

    bleh, stupid Eoin whats-his-name for not putting out books fast enough
    what, really? wow.

    k says (2:46 AM):

    15 men with AK’s would be needed to stop Odysseus
    probably true
    he survives so much stuff in the play

    Me says (2:46 AM):

    ><

    Me says (2:47 AM):

    hm, but Sonic vs Odysseus
    are you sure Sonic wouldn’t beat him?

    k says (2:47 AM):

    pretty sure

    Me says (2:47 AM):

    pretty sure which

    k says (2:47 AM):

    odysseus would win

    Me says (2:47 AM):

    ah

    Me says (2:48 AM):

    I don’t know… I mean
    with rings, he can survive hits
    and he can whatchamacallit-dash
    and Homing Attack
    >>

    k says (2:48 AM):

    odysseus avoids them somehow
    like he always does

    Me says (2:48 AM):

    lool

    Me says (2:49 AM):

    *adds Link at 400*

    k says (2:49 AM):

    it would take the u.s congress from every years since the coutry was founded to successfully stop a man with a stick

    Me says (2:49 AM):

    totally true

    k says (2:49 AM):

    if my calculations are right

    Me says (2:49 AM):

    ^_________________^

    k says (2:49 AM):

    lol
    yeah

    Me says (2:49 AM):

    us congress can’t stop anything for pete’s sake
    XD

    k says (2:49 AM):

    yeah

    Me says (2:49 AM):

    it would take 50 to stop a cat
    XD

    k says (2:49 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:51 AM):

    hm, but still, is Odysseus in a tank a match for an Atlas ICBM?
    300+200 = 500, but :/

    k says (2:51 AM):

    hm

    Me says (2:51 AM):

    besides
    odysseus doesn’t have a license

    k says (2:51 AM):

    magical sruviving powers + thin layer of metal vs. missile
    he has a chance

    Me says (2:51 AM):

    XD good point

    k says (2:52 AM):

    love should be on there somewhere

    Me says (2:52 AM):

    OH good idea!
    hm, but where

    k says (2:52 AM):

    yeah, idk where

    Me says (2:52 AM):

    above or below God?

    k says (2:52 AM):

    above

    Me says (2:53 AM):

    above as in less than
    sorry, my chart is from less-to-more

    k says (2:53 AM):

    oh
    more pwoerful than god

    Me says (2:53 AM):

    really? >>

    k says (2:53 AM):

    yeah
    love influences god to do stuff

    Me says (2:53 AM):

    ahaha

    k says (2:53 AM):

    based off my primitive atheitc bible studies

    k says (2:54 AM):

    or you could just put ???????? next to love

    Me says (2:54 AM):

    eh, 800k
    more than Alfred imouto

    k says (2:54 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:54 AM):

    less than premature supernova

    k says (2:54 AM):

    i haven’t seen te movie 2012

    Me says (2:54 AM):

    me neither
    lol

    k says (2:55 AM):

    but i’m pretty sure the main character and his family survive
    due to love
    so love >2012

    Me says (2:55 AM):

    eh…
    fine
    Love = 2mil

    k says (2:55 AM):

    lol
    k

    Me says (2:55 AM):

    that means tim’s imouto is above love

    Me says (2:56 AM):

    XD

    k says (2:56 AM):

    yep
    lol
    does the big bang have any real destructive power?

    Me says (2:56 AM):

    well technically “big bang” would be infinity…
    hm, maybe I should take that out of there

    k says (2:56 AM):

    yeah
    lol

    k says (2:57 AM):

    replace or just delete?

    Me says (2:57 AM):

    delete
    d

    k says (2:57 AM):

    replace with divide by zero

    Me says (2:58 AM):

    USA if Al Gore had been elected: 400k
    >_>

    k says (2:59 AM):

    lol

    Me says (2:59 AM):

    *updates*
    ouch it’s 3am

    k says (2:59 AM):

    yeah
    lol
    i’m supposed to be studying bio
    put procrastination on there

    Me says (3:00 AM):

    more or less than English H teacher

    k says (3:00 AM):

    could procrastination stop tim’s sister?

    Me says (3:00 AM):

    …… GOOD POINT
    ahaha

    Me says (3:01 AM):

    “oh I’ll take over the world later in life, after high school”
    (in college) “oh I’ll do it after I graduate”

    k says (3:01 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:01 AM):

    etc >>

    k says (3:01 AM):

    i wonder if she’ll ever read this

    Me says (3:01 AM):

    maybe

    k says (3:01 AM):

    or any of the other people involved

    Me says (3:01 AM):

    hanchan will

    k says (3:02 AM):

    lol
    yeah
    mr v. might when he tries to go to lesomething.com and accidently clicks on this
    because it’s in his broswer history from that project

    Me says (3:04 AM):

    “oh hey, I can destroy 10 Aegis battleships (the entire US fleet), survive an Alfred lab accident, neutralize a Starlight Breaker, and still have enough power left to survive 2 atomic bombs! awesome!”

    k says (3:04 AM):

    lol

    k says (3:05 AM):

    hanning has to encounter love 2 million times before conquering it

    Me says (3:06 AM):

    tough luck, hanchan.
    ^^
    hm, it would take 4 gods to conquer love

    Me says (3:07 AM):

    or 2 apocalypses to remove it from the world
    wow, that’s harsh

    k says (3:07 AM):

    sounds about right
    lol
    Procrastination (I’ll think of the number later.)
    lol
    take out the italics

    Me says (3:07 AM):

    okay

    k says (3:08 AM):

    there is a disturbing lack of hank jokes in this
    but i’m not sure how tofit one in

    Me says (3:08 AM):

    hm
    Hank > Procrastination?

    k says (3:08 AM):

    hm

    Me says (3:08 AM):

    he always procrastinates and still gets as

    k says (3:08 AM):

    but tim’s sister> hank

    Me says (3:08 AM):

    but that would be too overpowered

    Me says (3:09 AM):

    since Man with stick > hank
    no…
    cat > hank

    k says (3:09 AM):

    hank> procrastination, but eveything else> hank

    Me says (3:09 AM):

    lol

    k says (3:09 AM):

    not sure how to put that on the chart

    Me says (3:09 AM):

    how do we put that into a number?
    >>
    yeah

    Me says (3:10 AM):

    what about hank vs tim
    hmm

    k says (3:10 AM):

    tim> hank

    Me says (3:10 AM):

    ehh.

    k says (3:10 AM):

    you could make this a loop
    then hank would > procrastination
    but everything else> hank
    but i’m not sure hank v. congress

    Me says (3:10 AM):

    hank would be > congress
    lol

    k says (3:10 AM):

    hank is too difficult to put on here

    Me says (3:11 AM):

    I’ll put him at 0.1
    and add a note
    that he > procrstination

    k says (3:11 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:11 AM):

    eh that would be long and annoying tho

    k says (3:11 AM):

    or just don’t put him on the chart, only as a footnote

    Me says (3:11 AM):

    eh

    Me says (3:12 AM):

    put him at 0.25 and added footnote

    k says (3:12 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:13 AM):

    sonic can take out 30 shaqs
    he’d make an epic basketball player

    k says (3:13 AM):

    maybe
    if you randomly mash A

    Me says (3:13 AM):

    >_______>
    20 pikachus can take out a tank… I guess…

    k says (3:13 AM):

    back to a previous point, Bruce Lee must be > Chuck Norris

    k says (3:14 AM):

    it is your duty as an asian

    Me says (3:14 AM):

    ok, he can have 500003

    k says (3:14 AM):

    lol
    k

    Me says (3:14 AM):

    the spot after arceus
    XD

    k says (3:14 AM):

    in history last year we were arguing about bruce lee and chuck norris

    k says (3:15 AM):

    and the class and the teacher agreed on bruce lee
    well, the teacher was asian
    lol

    Me says (3:15 AM):

    lol

    k says (3:16 AM):

    George Bush at 0?

    Me says (3:17 AM):

    ^___^
    updated

    k says (3:17 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:18 AM):

    lol 2 cats can take out Han-chan

    k says (3:18 AM):

    we’ve been doing this for almost an hour and a half

    Me says (3:18 AM):

    40 cats can take out a guy with an AK-47

    k says (3:19 AM):

    it’s possible

    Me says (3:19 AM):

    400 cates can take on a tank
    cats*

    k says (3:19 AM):

    hm
    maybe

    Me says (3:19 AM):

    1000 cats can neutralize an ICBM

    k says (3:19 AM):

    not sure about that
    lol
    if they all sit on it maybe

    Me says (3:19 AM):

    XDD

    k says (3:19 AM):

    then it only becomes a CBM

    Me says (3:19 AM):

    3000 cats can take out an Aegis battleship
    eh, lawl
    it blows up inside the silo of the home base?
    <<

    k says (3:19 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:20 AM):

    20,000 cats can survive an atomic bomb
    hm

    k says (3:20 AM):

    100000 cats = god

    Me says (3:20 AM):

    YES ^___^
    how many cats total are there in the world anyways x3

    k says (3:21 AM):

    lol
    idk

    Me says (3:21 AM):

    if there are more than 1 mil
    than cats surpass god
    XD

    k says (3:21 AM):

    10000 cats > bunny army
    which makes sense

    Me says (3:21 AM):

    hm, maybe cat army would be more practical

    k says (3:21 AM):

    since cats eat rabbits

    Me says (3:21 AM):

    vampiric cats
    ^_^

    k says (3:22 AM):

    which would mean army = 100000
    well, bunny army = one hundred thousand rabbits

    Me says (3:22 AM):

    2million cats can stop the apocalypse
    HURRY everybody start breeding cats

    k says (3:22 AM):

    lol
    did you ever watch the price is right?

    Me says (3:23 AM):

    uuhmm… might have.

    k says (3:23 AM):

    at the end of the show, he always says “spay and neuter your cats and dogs”

    Me says (3:23 AM):

    k says (3:23 AM):

    so bob barker should = .51
    but no one will get it

    Me says (3:23 AM):

    ahaha

    k says (3:24 AM):

    the arx-7 link is partially broken

    Me says (3:24 AM):

    in order to stop an Alfred lab accident, the US Navy would need to deploy three Aegis battleships
    XD
    and eh, really?

    k says (3:25 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:25 AM):

    fixed

    k says (3:27 AM):

    5 pikachus are needed to take out a dolphin
    despite water type’s weakness to electricity

    Me says (3:27 AM):

    >>

    k says (3:30 AM):

    the japanese god is 13 times more powerful than zeus

    Me says (3:30 AM):

    cuz nobody believes in zeus anymore
    ^^

    k says (3:30 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:30 AM):

    hm, I need a starwars ref

    k says (3:31 AM):

    lol

    Me says (3:31 AM):

    idk… darth vader?

    k says (3:31 AM):

    stormtrooper

    Me says (3:31 AM):

    I think he can take out an ICBM or two with the Force

    k says (3:31 AM):

    less intimidating than a cat

    Me says (3:31 AM):

    lol, stormtrooper
    XDDD really?

    k says (3:31 AM):

    yeah
    they never hit a target
    in the whole troilogy
    lol

    Me says (3:31 AM):

    woow
    lol, I’ll put them at 0.25
    and move hank to 0.1

    k says (3:32 AM):

    lol
    k

    Me says (3:32 AM):

    darth vader would probably go at 1000
    he should be about a match for 2 icbms
    idk…

    k says (3:32 AM):

    i think vader could take a alfred lab

    Me says (3:33 AM):

    3 of him can take on zeus
    eh, really?
    I think maybe 4 of him can take on alfred

    k says (3:33 AM):

    it’s not like he has any body left to be affected by the chemical damage

    Me says (3:33 AM):

    ahh

    k says (3:33 AM):

    and the force/lightsaber takes care of the physical damae

    Me says (3:33 AM):

    hm, but is he really above Aegis battleship?

    k says (3:33 AM):

    hm

    k says (3:34 AM):

    maybe use death star instead

    Me says (3:34 AM):

    >__________________>
    death star > moon impact

    k says (3:34 AM):

    yeah
    nato vs death star

    Me says (3:34 AM):

    lol, death star > nato obviously
    hm
    death star vs bruce lee…

    Me says (3:35 AM):

    or death star vs god

    k says (3:35 AM):

    bruce lee > death star
    all you have to do it stuff something in that hole

    Me says (3:35 AM):

    above Mithril I guess
    yes, but Imagine Breaker be able to cancel the Death Star’s powers?
    hmm
    and if Al Gore had been elected

    k says (3:35 AM):

    unfamiliar with subject
    hm, al gore

    Me says (3:35 AM):

    would the US be able to defeat the death star?
    XD

    k says (3:35 AM):

    well, we have that pilot

    k says (3:36 AM):

    that landed on the hudson
    he should be able to fly through the death star and drop a missile
    yeah, we could defeat it

    Me says (3:36 AM):

    lawwl
    ok, 350k
    eh but… premature solar supernova is about… well I guess not
    lol

    Me says (3:37 AM):

    death star added
    =D
    title of post changed
    shorter = better
    I think I should sleep…

    k says (3:38 AM):

    lol
    maybe i should too
    after bumbling through one more section of bio

    Me says (3:38 AM):

    If I were to fight George W Bush, my chances of winning would be 1:0
    e.g. infinity XD

    k says (3:38 AM):

    lol

    k says (3:39 AM):

    the title looks the same

    Me says (3:39 AM):

    hanchan can take out 4 stormtroopers? =o

    k says (3:39 AM):

    erm
    well, they couldn’t shoot him

    k says (3:40 AM):

    but he couldn’t really hurt them either
    i guess maybe

    Me says (3:40 AM):

    well a cat can defeat 2
    >>

    k says (3:40 AM):

    they might accidently shoot each other

    Me says (3:40 AM):

    hahaha

    Me says (3:41 AM):

    a man with an AK-47 can clear 80 stormtroopers
    ^_^

    k says (3:41 AM):

     

     

     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8
    Me says (3:41 AM):

    if you fire an Atlas ICBM at them, you can kill 2000 stormtroopers in one hit
    what efficiency

    k says (3:41 AM):

    lol
    yeah

    Me says (3:42 AM):

    lol at video

    k says (3:42 AM):

    1.4 million stormtroopers = death star?

    Me says (3:42 AM):

    Alfred can accidentally kill 16000 stormtroopers in one accident.

    Me says (3:43 AM):

    and lol… 1.4 million XD

    k says (3:43 AM):

    yeah, it probably took that many to build/man it

    Me says (3:43 AM):

    but 700k cats would do a better job?
    XDD

    k says (3:43 AM):

    lol
    probably

    Me says (3:44 AM):

    gah it’s 4…
    *goes away*

    k says (3:44 AM):

    k

    Me says (3:44 AM):

    sniff

    k says (3:44 AM):

    me too, i guess

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