しゅごチャラ!ドッキ第100話 – Shugo Chara! Doki Episode 100

November 19th, 2009 by ben Leave a reply »

しゅごチャラ!ドッキ / Shugo Chara! Doki 100話 (Episode 100)

After ninety-nine episodes of goddamn build-up, this had better be a freakin’ epic climax.

I will write this as I watch episode 100.

  • … what? Why is Amu suddenly being feminist and all?
  • So uh… the Dumpty Key and Humpty Lock… or was it the other way around… and… what… um…
  • This is a random place to put random Ikuto flashbacks.
  • I think I already mentioned this, but kid-Utau is super-kawaii.
  • Kid-Tadase’s voice is so, uh, child-like and girly.
  • This is like an anime aimed at like elementary school kids, so why are they being crazy-philosophical?
  • Have I mentioned how lame Tadase’s costume was?
  • By the way, this stupid plot device that lets Ikuto and Amu see his memories is really lame. It’s like watching an anime about people watching an anime.
  • Isn’t this the climax??? Where’s the action and blah…
  • Stop calling him a cat, people. x3
  • I think this episode is supposed to be touching. Hm.
  • I’m just being super-ultra-mega-critical.
  • I’ll take bets for whether or not the music Ikuto played was synth’d.
  • THEY CAN’T ANIMATE PEOPLE PLAYING THE VIOLIN FOR CHRIST
  • This is so… lame and…
  • … and Dia randomly pops out of nowhere. What the heck.
  • Is this supposed to be like a last resort or something? We already SAW this! Like, FIFTY EPISODES AGO.
  • Isn’t Amu the main character? Why does she keep saying “oh noo I’m a GIRL so I don’t stand a chance against guys”……
  • Amulet Diamond’s thingy is… a really ugly microphone.
  • That attack was just lame… it’s like waving a magic wand (in this case, a microphone) and EVERY GODDAMN PROBLEM IN THE WORLD IS SOLVED……………….
  • And… what the hell… we suddenly get a romantic IkutoxAmu scene?
  • And everything is goddamn resolved? This wasn’t worth 99 goddamn episodes.
  • Amulet Fortune is… um… she looks like a bride.
  • What the hell with Pirate-Ikuto?
  • o——————O
  • And… the ep ends there.

And there’s more…

しゅごチャラ!ドッキ / Shugo Chara! Doki 101話 (Episode 101)

It’s kinda… yeah… I spoiled a bunch of plot details on Wikipedia. That doesn’t make it any less lame, though.

Oh, side note: I really dislike all of Shugo Chara‘s intros and outros except maybe for one or two.

  • Tadase: WAHH why didn’t *I* get a new chara-nari?
  • Lol, that Easter director is SO funny waving his tuning fork around. Awesome.
  • … this is the lamest thing ever. We watch 99 episodes of them purifying X-charas… and the finale episode is just them battling a huge 100-meter-tall one? That’s just the lamest thing ever.
  • She really does look like a princess.
  • Why is Amu always tsundere around Ikuto? It’s so kawaii.
  • What the heck are the other Guardians+Utau doing?
  • Oh, and Utau is still better than Amu’s. And Amulet Angel too.
  • And why is Amu standing there doing nothing.
  • And Director is still trying desperately to do evil things.
  • You’d think she’d do some super-ultra-mega-pwnage version of Open Heart and call it like OPEN HEART E.X. TRIPLE-CHARGED SUPER ENHANCED ULTRA-POWERED HYPER BEAM!!! or something.
  • AAAND YOU PURIFIED ALL THE GODDAMN EGGS but you still let them catch the Stupid Plot Device Since Episode 01 (e.g. the Embryo).
  • Yay, Utau finally appears. Wow… that took long enough.
  • How does Amu not notice… … Nadeshiko…
  • How come Utau’s not being NYAAAA. How come the evil Easter guys are all siding with the gang now?
  • This “Gozen” thing is so lame. Especially since I know who he really is (lol wikipedia).
  • It would have been cool if he really was big and powerful and scary and blah. Too bad.
  • What’s with all those jewels?
  • So uh who’s the real badguy, Hikaru or the Director?
  • Ouch… Hikaru is so spoiled, stupid, and… yeah.
  • Also, why is there only one copy of that picture book?
  • Ohh.. and end the episode there. Gee, thanks.

AAAND there’s MORE…

And by the way, what the HELL WAS THE POINT OF AMULET FORTUNE??? She didn’t goddamn DO ANYTHING!!

しゅごチャラ!ドッキ / Shugo Chara! Doki 102話 (Episode 102 FINAL)

Heeere’s the real finale. This is probably going to be disappointing.

  • Lol, there was no “introduction segment” this ep.
  • You’d think Lulu would show up in this ep, at least as a cameo…
  • And um, why aren’t they using their more powerful transformations?
  • You know, why can’t Utau just use Angel’s Cradle and pwn everything? o-o
  • This is hurting my ears.
  • This is lame… the big huge thingy is um… making everybody cry… by making everybody remember sad things… um…
  • And see, the Director turns out to be semi-good-guy.
  • Um, just as I thought. This anime has no badguys. *siiigh*
  • This is lame~
  • And… are we… seriously… going to end with an Open Heart?
  • OH GREAT… she called it “Open Heart Full Volume”.
  • Does it get lamer than that?
  • ………….. what the HELL does TRUE LOVE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???????????
  • And suddenly all the evil adults in this anime start crying.
  • *sigh*
  • Aaaaaaaannndddd Hikaru-kun cries.
  • Finally.
  • it’s bittersweet I guess
  • Even the Director is reflecting.
  • And what are the Easter fools still doing around there.
  • Also where are Nikaidou and all our other random side characters?
  • The overwhelming lameness is almost making this sweet.
  • And about Ikuto’s dad, hmm.
  • OMG KISS
  • *saw that coming from 100 miles away*
  • Lol, Sanjou-kun cameo’d. “You called me all the way out to Tokyo just to move your office?”
  • Lol at Kukai. Actually, why wasn’t he in the big battle? He’s as important as Utau… so…. ><
  • “Do you love Ikuto?” <— um.
  • Aand she avoided the question. And… really… we’re ending 102 episodes with yet another Open Heart…
  • Yay~ I’m loving the flashbacks. Seeing scenes from a hundred episodes ago is fulfilling.
  • It still doesn’t make this any less lame, sucky, and a waste of 51 hours of my life.
  • Yay at ad for Shugo Chara! Party.

Soo. Uh. That’s all, folks.

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